Monday, June 30, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Tim McGraw Gets Tough
Free Gas
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Wipeout & I Survived a Japanese Game Show
Following ‘Wipeout’ was ‘I Survived a Japanese Game Show’. That one was just a little weird. Contestants flew into L.A. thinking they were going to be on a reality show (which they are) and then were told they were jumping back onto a plane to fly to Tokyo. They moved into a house and then ‘took a tour’ of Tokyo and ended up on a game show. They were divided up into 2 teams and competed for the opportunity to stay in the house and continue on the reality show where they could win $250,000. The losers then had to, first of all, run a rickshaw company for 2 hours (which was pretty funny to watch them try to figure out how to operate a rickshaw) and then choose 2 teammates to face elimination. Those two had to dress up as bugs (complete with wings) and return to the Japanese gameshow and compete in another challenge to see who stays and who goes. Like I said, it was a bit weird. Did you watch it last night? If you did, did you think it was weird, too? And will you watch it again? I’m not sure I will. I might, depending on what’s on TV that night. Summer is a little bereft of good television.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
George Carlin-isms
*If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
*The day after tomorrow is the 3rd day of the rest of your life.
*Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
*One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
*If man evolved from monkeys and apes…why do we still have monkeys and apes?
*I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me it would
defeat the purpose.
*Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘a practice’?
*What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
*Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
*Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
*If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
*Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next
to a tree, something is wrong.
*Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
*When someone asks you, ‘A penny for your thoughts,’ and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other
penny?